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              Big businesses roll out the yoga mat for mental health campaigns
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             As the wellness movement takes hold, major companies are taking steps to get their business strategies in shape.
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             Just this week, Mark “
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             . The stickers are supposed to facilitate honest conversations about mental health -- and the social media giant will donate cash every time a user sends one (up to $1m, anyway).
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              Facebook’s not going out on a limb here
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             It’s joining a slew of companies that have come out with pro-mental health campaigns lately (some
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             Customers’ preferences for pro-mental health products aren’t coming out of nowhere. About
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              20% of adults
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             in the US deal with mental illness in any given year -- but stigma prevents many from seeking treatment.
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             The wellness movement has made it (more) OK to talk about these kinds of topics, and consumers
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             Addressing mental health concerns fits into that framework. But it’s not as though companies are forgoing cash to address these issues. Pro-wellness initiatives also clearly play well with consumers.
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             It’s one of those rare cases where profitability and doing the right thing actually line up.
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              Here are some of this week’s weirdest ways to spend money
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             Ahh, money… some of us have a little, some of us have a lot. But, for better and for worse, most of us spend too much time thinking about it.
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               Collectible Cheetos, $3,499.55
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              might.
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              into the internet’s absurd subculture of collectible Cheetos.
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               Meditation booth, $4,195
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              : The meditation app Calm continues its strange, strange path of diversification by teaming up with ROOM to present a
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               $4,195 meditation booth
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              featuring a “soothing misty forest interior” and soundproofing material made from 1,088 recycled plastic bottles.
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               “Jesus shoes,” $1,425-$3,000
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              : Just when you thought the high-end sneaker market couldn’t get any weirder... a studio called MSCHF released a pair of “
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               Jesus Shoes
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              ” filled with actual holy water and scented with frankincense. They sold out almost immediately, and are now
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               selling for upwards of $3,000 resale
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              .
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               CBD-infused sports bra, $125
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              : A startup called Acabada sells a sports bra infused with 5 grams of “zero-THC, lab-certified, 99.9% pure CBD,” as a part of its cannabis activewear line, the “
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               The High Life Collection
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              .”
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                   Nick Kroll and Maya Rudolph deserve
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                   city for their work on this show -- Coach Steve is a national treasure.
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                   Sexually attractive iPhones add yet another mental battering ram to the gang’s developing psyches this season -- begging the question: how much more can kids of that age take?
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                    The Micro:
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                   Big Mouth does a bang up job tracking (more, detangling) the catalysts that lead teenage boys toward sexist thoughts. Parents with pubescent teens should watch this show together -- turkey-stuffing, and all.
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             The plaintiffs claimed that Wegmans misled them by labeling its premium-priced ice cream as simply “vanilla,” while listing “natural vanilla flavor” among its ingredients.
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             The catch-all phrase “natural flavors” means several substances have been combined to replicate another ingredient -- typically an expensive one. And though they’re returning to earth, vanilla prices are still
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             In other words, if a house is paranormal-positive, Becky purifies the place, chasing out the evil spirits.
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